NPD - Facebook Post - 12.23.14 / WANTED - D-Word Homicide!
***WANTED***
For the homicide of 12 mixed variety .... Very delicious D-Words
Surveillance footage shows these two unknown men taking 12 very delicious D-words hostage... Witnesses advised the men appeared polite but very demanding that only the freshest D-words be handed over...the D-Words appeared nervous as they were placed into a box, separated from their not as fresh friends.... The men left cash on the counter and warned "there's more where that came from".... It is feared the D-Words perished not long after this photo was taken...
The Naugatuck Detective bureau was called in to investigate... But advised ....with white powder and rainbow colored sprinkles tracked around their mouths ... That they had no leads....and added that they had also run out of coffee creamers....
The Detectives requested that if anyone has information on the whereabouts of fresh D-words, ....as well as coffee creamers ..... they should contact them immediately....